Governments celebrate, thinking they've solved a major issue, but face protests from Bitcoin investors demanding refunds for their instant noodles. đ
If Bitcoin loses its value, life gets hilariously interesting for those watching from the sidelines! Bitcoin drops to $1! đ
Wake up to headlines, jump out of bed, and discover you're a millionaire... in the world of the broke! đ„ł Bitcoiners can finally afford a cup of coffee, while non-investors laugh, saying, 'I told you so!' â
Blockchain companies pivot to selling chewing gum, and Bitcoin miners start digging... potatoes! đ„ Financial experts rewrite their books: 'Getting Rich the Easy Way: When Bitcoin Is Only $1.
