Do you have a girlfriend?
An old lady came to the dormitory and asked me anxiously: Do you have a girlfriend? I said no. The old lady sighed and said: Then I feel relieved. I asked the old lady: What's going on? The old lady said: My daughter found a boyfriend and said he is from your dormitory, so I came to ask. I said that the others in the dormitory have not come back yet, so you can ask them when they come back. The old lady said no need, as long as it is not you, I will feel relieved...
