#搞笑故事

The disciple surpasses the master

The teacher asked: "What is the second line of "If you have money, you can be willful"?

"The student answered: "If you have no money, you have to accept your fate." The teacher was speechless!

The teacher asked: "Use one sentence to describe the married life of modern men!"

"The student said: "Marry an ancestor and give birth to a father!"

The teacher asked again: "Why did women in ancient times bind their feet?"

The student said loudly: "I am afraid they will go shopping."

The teacher then asked: "Then why don't they bind their feet now?"

The student said: "Now that we have Alipay, there is no point in binding feet."

Teacher: "Come on, come on, you give a lecture..."