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It was so funny. I just went back to my friend’s house. After taking a shower, my friend found a hole in his clothes.
I was just sitting around doing nothing, so I turned on the TV and started mending the hole with a needle and thread…
Then…
My friend’s mother came to deliver roast goose. She knocked on the door and found my friend sewing clothes shirtless.
Her mother said: ! ! ! !
: Did you buy pu.pp.ies?
: No…
: Then why are you so frugal? If the clothes are broken, just buy a new one!
: It’s just unthreaded. You can still use it if you mend it.
: Did you… did you… buy pu.pp.ies?
: No!! Really not!!
:You...if you have no money, tell me, don't be so frugal...where does your monthly salary go...just buy it, I support you this time...after all, it was your mother who made you miss shib...I didn't expect that #马斯克明奶 pu.pp.ies can't miss it this time...