You bought a bunch of inscriptions and returned home in embarrassment,

The village chief said you went to the wrong village.

Your parents asked you to kneel in the center of the ancestral hall,

I ask you to stand and don't speak when you are eating.

Put the big fish and meat farthest from you,

My cousin-in-law, whom I have never met, gave you a piece of ginger.

Said that you are not as good as the low-income old man next door