"Crypto greed be like:
Buys coin at $0.0001
It hits $0.10: 'This is it! Early retirement!'
It hits $1: 'I’ll buy a yacht.'
It hits $10: 'Private island incoming!'
It drops to $0.05: 'HODL for life.'
Moral of the story: we went from ‘life-changing gains’ to eating ramen in one week."