"BREAKING: US House Set to Vote to Avoid Government Shutdown... But What Does Doge Say? ššø"
š¤ Fox News: "House to vote on temporary shutdown solution."
š© The Hill: "House Speaker has a plan to prevent shutdown."
š§ Doge: "Such debate, much drama, wow!"
š” Fun Fact:
If Dogecoin had a government, it would most likely solve every crisis with a voting meme. Because who can resist a Doge on the podium saying, "Trust me, bro!" š
š„ So, What's Your Vote?
š¢ Vote Yes: Doge agrees, government stays open!
š“ Vote No: Shutdown happens, Doge hibernates.
Comment now, let's vote like Doge! š¾