#MarketCorrectionBuyOrHODL?
"BREAKING NEWS: Meme Coin Market Today 🐕🚀"
1. DOGE: Still barking at the moon, waiting for Elon’s next tweet. 🚀🐶
2. SHIBA: Quietly building, but secretly dreaming of overthrowing Doge. 👀🔥
3. PEPE: Giving meme coin FOMO like “Remember when I was 0.0001?” 🐸💸
4. FLOKI: Vikings assemble—this pup’s raiding wallets worldwide! 🛡️🐕
5. BABYDOGE: Because if Doge is too mature for you, why not its adorable offspring? 👶🐾
Moral of the story: Meme coins are the fast-food of crypto—fun, addictive, but watch your "diet"! 😂