He better be a fast runner. Today, Jerome Powell shocked the world by announcing that the Fed would not touch bitcoin 😲🔥💥📉😡. This statement sent bitcoin from $110,000 to $98,000, creating global chaos in the markets 📉💸🔥😱💥.
Donald Trump, furious, sees his plans collapse as he was counting on bitcoin to repay the United States' debt 😡💰🔥💥📉. By devaluing bitcoin, Powell makes the cryptocurrency accessible to small investors, for the price of a Carambar, which will make it rarer in the future 😂📈💸😲🤔.
Donald Trump, already furious, seems ready to summon Powell tomorrow for a "very lively discussion" 😂🔥😡💼📉. "The walls of the room are likely to burn as the tension will be explosive!" 😲💥🔥😂😡.
With this decision, Powell not only becomes an enemy of Trump, but also of the United States and the global market 😡🔥💥📉💼. By sabotaging the Federal Reserve's plans and plunging the crypto market into chaos, he gave the impression of distributing bitcoin for the price of a Carambar 😂💸🔥😱🤔.
Small traders, like hungry whales, massively bought bitcoin at this ridiculous price, worsening the situation for Trump who was counting on this cryptocurrency to revive the American economy 📈😂🔥💥💭. "Powell just turned the average American into a potential millionaire by mistake!"
an analyst says ironically 😲💸🔥📈😂.
The tension is such that some are advising Powell to resign immediately and put on some running gear. "If he doesn't start running really fast, he'll have all of humanity on his tail, not just Donald Trump!" 😡🔥🏃😂💼.
With a capitalization greater than the entire world's wealth, bitcoin remains a colossal strategic issue 📈💥💸😱🔥. By touching this sensitive nerve, Powell has opened the door to a political and economic storm of unprecedented magnitude 😲🤔🔥📉💭. At this rate, it could well "smell like fire" for Powell... we hope he runs very, very fast! 😂💥🔥😡🏃.
Very very very fast 🤣🤣🤣
👉 OF COURSE THIS IS ALL HUMOR, trump can't fire him that easily, and BTC won't be adopted etc...
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Obviously thousands of LONG positions WERE CLOSED...
This situation highlights the political and economic battle over bitcoin, with consequences for the United States and the entire world 🤔💭📈💸😡.
