It's the year 2025.
Bitcoin is worth $200,000, ETH is soaring to $15,000, and you? Oh, you're here wiping your tears with crisp hundred-dollar bills. You worked so hard to send your family into retirement that they don't even know what 'work' means anymore.
Married to an amazing spouse who puts up with your rants about 'another crash' in cryptocurrencies, and you have two kids who already own more NFTs than you have brain cells left after all those sleepless nights spent staring at charts.
Life is good. You have it all — money, freedom, and a slightly unhealthy obsession with market pumps. Remember, consistency is key, and if cryptocurrencies have taught us anything, it's that you can turn $1,000 into $1 million... or into $0 in just 3 minutes.
But hey, you're a millionaire, so who’s laughing now? Oh right — you. All the way to your private island.
