Hey guys! Today we’re not just talking about regular crypto, we’re talking about extraordinary crypto! TOMA is supposed to take us to the moon, so I hope everyone has their seatbelts on… or at least their elasticated underpants!
Satire 1: Memefi Airdrop
We all know airdrops are fun, right? But sometimes it feels like getting a goodie bag on your 7th birthday: "Here's a present for you, but it contains expired candy." Memefi's airdrop is like that... zero point value but the hype is a universe. Memefi: from the words 'meme' and 'fi'—which ultimately means Fi(ksi).
Satire 2: Major Token
Then there's Major Token. They said they wanted to be major, but it turns out they were just 'hoping for the majority.' After it was listed, the price immediately "crashed landing on you." But don't worry, they said this was part of the strategy: to get us all involved so we feel bonded with the community!
Satire 3: Dogs Coin
And don't forget, the crypto world is not complete without dog tokens. There used to be Dogecoin, now it's like a zoo: there's Shiba Inu, Floki, and Bone. I'm just waiting for a new token: Bulldog Makes You Bankrupt.
Satire 4: NotCoin Airdrop
NotCoin Airdrop? They said it would be a "Notable Innovation," but so far it's just "Not Gonna Make It Coin." They claim, "Investing in NotCoin can make you successful!" But I'm sure, only the admin is successful.
Satire 5: Blum Coin
Then there's Blum Coin! They say it's for art lovers. But what kind of art makes your wallet empty? Their NFT images look like kindergarteners' scribbles, but the price is like buying a house in Pondok Indah. Blum Coin: makes us have nothing!
Satire 6: Elon Musk
And of course, Elon Musk is always the troublemaker! Every time he tweets, crypto prices go up and down like a roller coaster. He is the biggest crypto influencer, but he never buys our tokens. Elon, buy TOMA, so we can go to the moon together!
Satire 7: Duct Tape Banana
Lastly, don't forget about modern art. There are people selling bananas taped to walls for tens of millions of dollars! Well, if duct-taped bananas can be an asset, why can't TOMA? At least TOMA has a roadmap, not just tape to the moon.
The conclusion? Guys, if TOMA is successful, we will not only go to the moon, but make Elon Musk admit defeat! So, buckle up, hold on, and get ready to enjoy the view of outer space... while laughing at the guy selling bananas on the wall.
That's all from me. Don't forget, buy TOMA before Elon tweets again!
