From 'it's a scam' to 'it's like gold': How BTC conquered even the most skeptical while touching $99K.
What's up, crypto bros! 🚀 Are you ready for the hottest gossip of the moment?
BREAKING! The one and only Jerome Powell (yes, that guy from the Fed who looks like an NPC from Wall Street) just dropped a bombshell that sent Bitcoin "to the moon" hitting almost $100K. 🌙
And what did the final boss of the FED say? Well, he basically compared BTC to gold, but in "Minecraft" mode 🎮 (you know, digital). It's like when your boomer uncle finally understands what Netflix is: "Oh, it's like Blockbuster but on the internet" 😂
But wait, this is getting better than an episode of Dragon Ball Z:
Bitcoin pumped to $99K 📈
Trump is more crypto-friendly than a finance YouTuber
And he nominated a pro-crypto for the SEC (bye bye Gensler, we won't miss you 👋)
Do you remember when Vanilla Ice sang "Ice Ice Baby" in the 90s? Well, now it's "BTC BTC Baby" 🎵
Powell was like: "Bitcoin is not a currency, it's like gold but in gamer mode." Translation: BTC is the new "Chad" of reserve assets. 💪
Questions you should ask yourself:
Is this the beginning of the path to $100K?
Are we living in the best timeline?
Did you buy the dip?
Institutional adoption is hotter than a "This is fine" meme 🔥 And while boomers keep buying physical gold like it's 1849, the real G's are stacking sats.
HODL GANG, this is bigger than when the first Pokemon came out. 🎮
Final motto: "If Powell compares it to gold, we compare it to the future" 🚀
#BTCtoTheMoon #StackSats #RektGensler #CryptoRevolution
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