🚨 ATTENTION XRP ARMY 🚨

Oh, wasn't it just the grandest spectacle yesterday? The parade of know-it-alls, the grand assembly of crypto oracles, all gathered to laugh at my XRP shorts. "Haha, look at this guy, betting against the unstoppable XRP juggernaut!" they cackled, their voices echoing through the digital halls of Twitter, Discord, and every Telegram group under the sun. They were practically rolling on the floor with laughter, their genius intellect convincing them that XRP was about to moon to Mars or some shit.

But oh, how the tables have turned, how the mighty have fallen! Today, those same geniuses are probably sitting in their dark rooms, laptops glowing with the red of their portfolios, tears mixing with the sweat dripping down their foreheads. "But... but XRP was supposed to be the next big thing!" they mumble to themselves, as they watch the value of their precious XRP plummet faster than a lead balloon.

I can almost hear the sound of their dreams shattering. The sweet, sweet symphony of their wallets crying out in agony. "I thought this was the one!" they lament, as they desperately try to sell off what's left of their bags at prices that would make even the most hardened crypto veteran wince.

And me, the mighty one, with my shorts, is sitting back, sipping on some fancy drink, watching the chaos unfold with a smirk that could only be described as 'diabolically satisfied.' They mocked me, they laughed at my strategy, and now? Now they're the ones looking like they've just been hit by the reality truck.

I bet they're all secretly trying to slide into my DMs, begging for my secret sauce, for any scrap of wisdom from the oracle who foresaw the downfall of their beloved XRP. "Please, oh wise one, tell us how you knew!" they'd plead, if they had any shred of humility left. But no, they'll probably stick to their guns, claim it's just a temporary dip, that XRP will bounce back any minute now.

But we know better, don't we? Today's lesson in the crypto world: never, ever, laugh at the guy shorting XRP. 🗿