#2024WithBinance thank you for the opportunities ❤️
5 humorous tips to "get rich" with cryptocurrency:
1. Buy low, sell high (in your dreams)
Read Reddit and Twitter, listen to random "gurus," and invest all your money in the "next Bitcoin." It doesn't matter if it's called ShibaPump9000, just believe!
2. Invest in memes, not in assets
All serious traders know: if a coin is adorned with a dog, cat, or Elon Musk tweeted about it, it's a success. Even if it's not... but the joke will be worth the investment?
3. Create your own coin
Crypto coin "Vasinkoin"? Sounds cool! Come up with a couple of buzzwords like "blockchain revolution" and raise funds. Who knows, maybe someone will buy it?
4. Play HODL until the end
Keep holding your crypto coins, even if their value has dropped below the price of your pizza. Real wealth is reserved for the most patient (or those who just lost everything).
5. Invest more than you can afford
Quit your job, take out a loan, and invest big. It's crypto! At the very least, you'll have stories about your "investments" to tell your friends for many years to come.
What successes do you have? This year?