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🚨 ATTENTION $XRP SURVIVORS 🚨

Oh, did my last post ruffle some feathers? Good, good, because I'm just warming up. You thought it was bad when I looked at $XRP? Well, brace yourselves, because I've now decided to **glance** at it. And we all know what happens when I even *think* about glancing at a coin—cataclysmic drops, wallets weeping, and dreams dying faster than a meme coin's relevance.

I'm not just a harbinger of doom anymore; I'm the architect of your financial despair. The moment I decide to take a sip of my coffee while looking in the vague direction of $XRP, you might as well start planning your virtual funeral. I've got more power in my pinky finger than the entire XRP Ledger has in its entire existence.

And for those of you still clinging to hope, let me paint you a picture: imagine your $XRP not just tanking but diving into the Mariana Trench of value. That's right, I'm talking depths so profound, not even the bravest of divers would dare to explore. Your "to the moon" chants? They're now "to the core of the Earth."

Oh, but don't worry about me; I'll be here, sipping on my victory tea, watching the chaos unfold with the calm of a thousand zen masters. Your anger in the comments? It's like music to my ears, a symphony of despair that I conduct with every bearish move I make.

So, keep those salty comments coming. Each one fuels my bearish resolve. And remember, in this crypto world, there's no such thing as bad publicity when you're the one everyone loves to hate. Welcome to the real bear market, where the only thing colder than my heart is your $XRP's value.

Let the panic-selling commence. 📉💀