Breaking News: Satoshi Nakamoto's Genesis Wallet Partial Mnemonic Phrase Cracked, Potentially 1.1 Million Bitcoins Facing Huge Selling Pressure

According to The Onion News, a laboratory in the United States

in Kentucky announced on Thursday that it has partially cracked Satoshi Nakamoto's keys. Of the 12-word mnemonic phrase for Satoshi Nakamoto's Genesis Wallet, 8 words have been cracked, and only 4 more need to be brute-forced to unlock 1.1 million bitcoins in the Genesis block. If these bitcoins flood the market, it could lead to catastrophic selling pressure, causing Bitcoin to potentially drop back to thousands of dollars.

The 8-word mnemonic phrase includes kentucky chat fried thursday vivo chicken dollar fifty