$ACT

Son: Dad, I bought ACTUSDT!

Dad: Oh, wow! How’s it doing?

Son: Well... it’s dropping faster than my grades last semester.

Dad: Don’t worry, son. At least your grades eventually hit a bottom. This coin might just dig to China!

Son: Does this mean I’ll be grounded?

Dad: No, but your coin is! 🤷‍♂️📉