$ACT
Son: Dad, I bought ACTUSDT!
Dad: Oh, wow! How’s it doing?
Son: Well... it’s dropping faster than my grades last semester.
Dad: Don’t worry, son. At least your grades eventually hit a bottom. This coin might just dig to China!
Son: Does this mean I’ll be grounded?
Dad: No, but your coin is! 🤷♂️📉