"When I broke up with my ex Amber Heard, I gave her a bill for everything I'd done for her, and she paid everything in full. I'm so stingy with women 💸."

"Amber Heard loved spending money carelessly as long as it was my money 💵. She even donated money to charity to get a good reputation ✨. But what she didn't know is that I'm a businessman and even my emotions don't interfere with my business. I documented everything I spent on it, I mean every penny 💰.

I didn't buy Twitter for political or business reasons, I bought it for Amber. I wanted to give it to her as a Valentine's Day gift, but she broke up with me before Valentine's Day when she found a new lover on Twitter.

After she broke up with me, I blocked her from Twitter and renamed it to X ❌. Then I hired her new lover at my company Tesla, and after a while he broke up with her because he didn't want to betray his boss.

Then I gave her a receipt for every penny I spent during our relationship, and I paid the full amount, because before we started our relationship I made her sign a document that she would pay my money back if we didn't stay together 💼. I'm very stingy with women, and I think that's why I'm still single 🤷‍♂️."😂😂

~ Elon Musk