An old man driving a Lambo after cashing out BTC at ATH at 100 mph suddenly sees a police car chasing him. Therefore, he starts to accelerate, 140, then 150, then 180.

Suddenly he slows down and thinks: "I am too old for this."

He stops and waits for the police to catch up.

The officer gets out of the car and walks towards the old man, he says:

"Sir, my shift will end in 10 minutes. Today is Friday, and I will be leaving for the weekend with my family. If you give me a very good reason that I have never heard before, I will let you go."

The old man looks at him, thinks very hard and says:

"Many years ago, my wife took all my Pi and ran away with a policeman, and when I saw you chasing me, I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a nice day, sir" - the officer said

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