Wall Street Puts on its Diamond Hands: BTC Miners in Ultra Instinct Mode 💎
What's up, Binancians! 🚀 Are you ready for the hottest gossip in the mining world? Because this is hotter than my GPU mining $ETH in summer 🔥
Just look at what's happening: the shares of BTC miners are doing a "To The Moon" level Dogecoin 2021 💎🙌 And do you know why? Our old friend Donald "Make America Great Again" Trump is up to his tricks again.
This is like an episode of Dragon Ball Z: the miners are raising their power levels faster than Goku transforming into Super Saiyan! 📈 Marathon Digital and Riot Platforms are putting on a show worthy of Netflix, with profits that would make Jordan Belfort from "The Wolf of Wall Street" cry.
But wait... there's more drama than in a Mexican telenovela 🎭
Marathon Digital: +387% (More gains than your ex bragging about their new sugar daddy)
Riot Platforms: +265% (Rising like a miner's electricity bill)
CleanSpark: +345% (Greener than Shrek in spring)
And what does Trump have to do with all this? 🤔 Well, it turns out the "Orange man" is making more noise than an ASIC fan, and Wall Street is more FOMO than a noob in a bull market. The possibility of him returning to the White House has investors more bullish than BitBoy with a new shitcoin.
But WATCH OUT 👀, this is not financial advice (NFA as the kids say). We already know that in crypto things are more volatile than relationships in "Love Is Blind" - one day you're on cloud nine, and the next you're looking for the bottom of the well.
And as Uncle Ben from Spider-Man would say (but crypto version): "With great pumps come great responsibilities" 😎
HODL GANG, HODL GANG, HODL GANG 🔥
Motto of the day: "Mining hard, even if the electricity makes me poor" 💪⛏️
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