From 'Bitcoin is dead' to 'maximum FOMO': How the ATH became the new floor while the bears cry and the holders celebrate.
🚀HODLERS, GET READY FOR THE MOON! 🚀
Did you think $69k was the ceiling? HA! Bitcoin just broke $73k like it was paper 📈 Who remembers the bears crying about the "crypto winter"? This is hotter than Black Friday deals, my people.
BREAKING NEWS! 🔥
The Crypto King is flexing muscles with a 6% pump in 24h and almost 9% weekly. Do you know what that means? That the shorters are being liquidated faster than ice cream in summer! $264M in liquidations, with $231M in shorts... F in the chat for the bears 🐻
And here comes the juicy part... 🍖
Trading volume: $96B (BOOM! +67%)
Market cap: $1.44T (bigger than some economies, just saying 👀)
Dominance $BTC: 59% (Like Thanos, inevitable)
ETFs are coming in like it's the last day of sales, with $480M in the last 24h. Coincidence? I don't think so. This is like Game of Thrones, but instead of "Winter is coming", it's "FOMO is coming" 😎
And you know what's the best part? We're 0.5% away from the ATH. It's like being in the last season of Breaking Bad - you know something big is about to happen!
KEY FACT: The total market capitalization of crypto is at $2.45T. If it were a company, it would be playing in the big leagues with Apple and Microsoft. Not bad for "magic internet money", huh?
FINAL MOTTO: "In Satoshi We Trust, In Volatility We Thrive" 💎🙌
