Alright, you crypto maniacs, listen up! Some of you invest like it’s a buffet—just grabbing any coin that looks shiny. Newsflash: most of these coins are as useless as a microwave in a fine dining kitchen! You want your portfolio to be raw, undercooked, and completely embarrassing? No? Then do your research, or your wallet will be screaming, ‘It’s BURNT!’

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