"Thief: 'Give me your wallet, buddy!'

Guy: 'Uh, I think you mean my cryptocurrency wallet key... because I don't actually carry cash anymore, I'm a millennial.'

Thief: *confused face* 'Wait, what's a cryptocurrency wallet key? Is it like a... a digital wallet? Can I just take your phone and swipe left on it?'

Guy: *shrugs* 'I guess that's one way to get hacked...'"

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