One day, Crypto Carl's girlfriend, Sarah, walked in on him staring at his portfolio for the 500th time. She asked, "Honey, are you trying to will the price up?" Carl replied, "No, I'm just making sure it's not a mirage!" Sarah face-palmed and said, "You're not a camel, Carl. You're a crypto-obsessed boyfriend!" Carl shrugged and said, "Hey, someone's gotta keep the market afloat...or at least, that's what I keep telling myself"