From HODLer to Lender: How MicroStrategy Plans to Make Satoshis Rain đžđ§ïž
Hey cryptomaniacs! đ Ready for a crazy ride through the world of MicroStrategy and its Bitcoin moves? Hold on tight, because this is going to be more volatile than the market after an Elon Musk tweet. đ
What happens when you put together a BTC megalomaniac like Michael Saylor and a company that seems to have more bitcoins than brain cells? Well, MicroStrategy is born, the company that is accumulating satoshis as if there were no tomorrow. đ€
Turns out these crazy people just bought another 7,420 BTC for a whopping $458 million. Did Saylor find the âone-click buyâ button on Binance? đ€ With this new acquisition, MicroStrategy now has over 252,000 BTC. Thatâs more BTC than the average Twitter trader has followers!
But wait, things get better. đż How do they finance this madness? By issuing convertible bonds as if they were NFTs in the middle of the bull market. And the best thing is that people are taking them out of their hands. Who needs profitability when you can have exposure to Bitcoin, right? đ
Now, can you imagine if MicroStrategy starts lending out its bitcoins? It would be like Uncle Gilfoyle from Silicon Valley starting to do yield farming. đž According to rumors, this could soon be possible thanks to the SEC loosening the rope a bit. Could it be that they finally understood that cryptocurrencies are not just for buying drugs on the dark web?
And here's the kicker: BNY Mellon, the granddaddy of banks, appears to have been given the green light to hold crypto. Can you imagine those guys in suits running cold wallets? They probably still use fax machines, but hey, progress is progress. đŠ
With all this, MicroStrategy could start lending out its BTC and generating returns. Will this be the birth of the "Saylor yield"? What is clear is that these guys are playing 4D chess while the rest of us are still trying to understand what a blockchain is.
To top it off, they've invented something called "BTC yield". It sounds so complicated that it's probably just an excuse to keep buying more. But hey, if it works, who are we to judge? đ€·ââïž
At the end of the day, MicroStrategy remains the darling of Wall Street. Its stock is up more than 115% this year. Coincidence? I don't think so. It seems more like they've found the secret formula: buy high, buy low, and keep buying. đ
So there you have it, fellow HODLers, if you want exposure to BTC without having to deal with keys, you know where to look. Because apparently, in the world of MicroStrategy, the motto is: "When in doubt, buy more Bitcoin." đđ
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