【Sexy jokes】

A girl confessed her sins to the priest... Girl: Father, I am guilty. Priest: My child, what crime have you committed? Girl: Yesterday, I scolded a man: "You son of a bitch!" Priest: Why? Did he do something to you? Girl: He...he touched my genitals. Priest: You mean like this? (The priest reaches out to touch the girl’s vagina) Girl: Um...yes. Priest: If this is the case, you have no reason to scold him. Girl: But...take off my clothes again...Priest: You mean like this? (The priest takes off the girl's clothes) Girl: Yes, that's right. Priest: But you still have no reason to scold him like this. Girl: Then... he turned off the light and carried me to the bed, and then... Priest: (*smiling) Do you mean like this? (The priest also turned off the light and carried the girl to the bed... Girl: (a few minutes later) Yes... That's it. Priest: My dear child, even so, you still have no reason to scold him, "You..." Girl: But he There is AIDS!! Priest: That son of a bitch!!!$BTC