The 'Wolf of Wall Street' falls short: Saylor pawns even his underwear for more BTC đ©Čđ
Hodlers and non-coiners, get ready for the fun! đđ
Are you ready for another MicroStrategy madness? Well, hold on tight, because these crazy people just dropped the bomb: they're going for another $700 million in paper money to buy more Bitcoin! đ€Ż
Did Michael Saylor eat a radioactive memecoin or what? đ This time, the guy wants to issue convertible notes for the institutional bigwigs. And guess what for... Exactly! To keep accumulating satoshis like there's no tomorrow.
But be careful, this is not just any "wen moon". đ MicroStrategy is going to use part of that money to pay off old debts and the rest... YOLO in BTC, baby! đž
Remember when we used to say "buy high, sell low"? Well, these guys have taken it literally, but in reverse. They keep stacking sats on every dip, pump and sideways. đđ
And speaking of dizzying numbers: they already have 244,800 BTC in their coffers. Does anyone else feel like their portfolio hurts just thinking about it? đ
But wait, there's more... Did you know that MicroStrategy is the largest corporate Bitcoin whale? They hold so much BTC that they already account for 1.16% of the total supply. Holy crap, even Satoshi must be sweating cold! đŠ
Well, folks, it seems the digital gold rush has no cure. And while some are still wondering if Bitcoin is a bubble, MicroStrategy is still there, accumulating as if the sell button was broken.
So now you know, if you see Michael Saylor on the street, buy him a coffee. With the money you're making him, he'll surely buy you a Lambo in return. đïž
Remember: HODL hard or go home. And as the great Saylor would say: "Bitcoin is freedom, everything else is FUD." đœđ
