Predictions of Bitcoin's demise have been a recurring theme in the world of cryptocurrency. Over the past decade, we've witnessed countless variations of why people believed "Bitcoin is finished," but the ongoing crypto winter has seen a notable absence of such dire declarations.

This time, there appears to be a unique situation. It's challenging to write a eulogy for Bitcoin when its value hovers around $28,000, with the anticipation of a spot Bitcoin ETF on the horizon. Ethereum also shows no signs of being on its deathbed.

Nevertheless, the blockchain industry and its observers seem compelled to search for something to criticize, and they've found their target in the beleaguered nonfungible token (NFT) market. NFTs are being declared as deceased, lifeless, much like the "Norwegian Blue" in Monty Python's Dead Parrot Sketch. The funeral march has begun, and as a recent Rolling Stone headline succinctly puts it, "Your NFTs are actually — finally — completely worthless."

Rolling Stone's assessment is accurate - the majority of NFTs are, in fact, utterly devoid of value.