$PEOPLE You bought a bunch of people and returned home in a mess. The village chief said you went to the wrong village. Your parents made you kneel in the middle of the ancestral hall and told you to stand and not speak during the banquet. The biggest fish and meat were placed as far away from you. Your cousin-in-law whom you had never met gave you a piece of ginger and said you were worse off than Mr. Zhang, who lived next door on the low-income subsidy.