John walked into his favorite cafĂ©, âBean & Block,â known for its crypto-friendly payment system. As he approached the counter, he noticed a new barista fumbling with the register.
âIâd like a cappuccino,â John said, pulling out his phone to pay with his Bitcoin wallet.
The barista, looking confused, replied, âSure, but weâre out of Bitcoins. Can I offer you a Dogecoin instead?â
John chuckled, âNo worries, Iâve got my own Bitcoin. Just scan this QR code.â
The barista scanned it, and the machine beeped. âOh, looks like our networkâs congested. Your coffee might arrive faster than the transaction.â
John laughed, âClassic Bitcoin. How about I pay with Ethereum?â
âPerfect,â the barista said, scanning again. âOops, gas fees are through the roof! Your coffeeâs gonna cost more than a steak dinner.â
John sighed, âAlright, Iâll just pay with cash.â
The baristaâs eyes lit up, âCash? Like, the paper stuff? I thought that was a myth!â
âTrust me, itâs real,â John grinned, handing over a $5 bill.
As he walked away with his coffee, he heard the barista mutter, âOld school payments. Who knew?â
John smiled, thinking, âSome things never change.â
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