đš Trader In An Accident đą
A successful trader parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office ready to show it off to his colleagues.
đ The Accident đ
As he got out, a truck came along too close and completely tore off the driver's side.
đ Quick Response đ
The trader immediately took his phone and dialed 999. It wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.
đŹ The Exchange đŹ
Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the trader started screaming how his car, which he just picked up that day, was completely ruined and would never be the same again.
đ± Realization đ±
After the trader finally finished his rant, the policeman shook his head in disbelief: "I can't believe how materialistic you traders are! You're so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else!"
â The Revelation â
"How can you say that?" - asked the trader. The policeman replied: "Didn't you realize that your left arm is missing from your elbow down? It's been torn off from when the truck hit you!". The trader looked down in absolute horror: "Holy Smokes!" - he screamed⊠"Where's my Rolex?"
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