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#搞笑短文
There are still many good people in the world! I went out to take the bus today. When the bus came, I found that I had no change. When I was at a loss, a beggar stood in front of me and stretched out his money jar to me. He shook the change inside. I shook my head, but he still insisted on stretching it out and shaking the jar again. In an instant, my eyes were wet. I nodded to him, took out a dollar from the jar and rushed to the slowly moving bus. Standing on the bus, I saw him holding the money jar outside the bus and shouting something while chasing the bus. I couldn't control myself anymore, opened the window and shouted loudly: "Thank you, brother, one dollar is enough, this is not an air-conditioned bus." After that, I closed the window, and my mood could not calm down for a long time...
There are still many good people in the world! I went out to take the bus today. When the bus came, I found that I had no change. When I was at a loss, a beggar stood in front of me and stretched out his money jar to me. He shook the change inside. I shook my head, but he still insisted on stretching it out and shaking the jar again. In an instant, my eyes were wet. I nodded to him, took out a dollar from the jar and rushed to the slowly moving bus. Standing on the bus, I saw him holding the money jar outside the bus and shouting something while chasing the bus. I couldn't control myself anymore, opened the window and shouted loudly: "Thank you, brother, one dollar is enough, this is not an air-conditioned bus." After that, I closed the window, and my mood could not calm down for a long time...
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The sun called the grass
The sun: Hello, fuck you? Fuck.
The grass: Fuck, who are you?
The sun: Fuck
The grass: Fuck, who the hell are you?
The sun: Fuck, fuck you
The grass: TMD, who the hell are you, fuck
The grass: Fuck, fuck you
The sun: Fuck, fuck you
The grass: Fuck.
The sun's mother grabbed the phone: Fuck, fuck his mother, fuck your mother, okay?
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The sun called the grass
The sun: Hello, fuck you? Fuck.
The grass: Fuck, who are you?
The sun: Fuck
The grass: Fuck, who the hell are you?
The sun: Fuck, fuck you
The grass: TMD, who the hell are you, fuck
The grass: Fuck, fuck you
The sun: Fuck, fuck you
The grass: Fuck.
The sun's mother grabbed the phone: Fuck, fuck his mother, fuck your mother, okay?
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Stewardess persuades passengers to wear seat belts
"Last time the plane made an emergency landing, those who didn't wear seat belts were all smashed to pieces."
Question: "What about those who wore seat belts?"
Answer: "It's okay, they are all sitting well, just like living people.
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Stewardess persuades passengers to wear seat belts
"Last time the plane made an emergency landing, those who didn't wear seat belts were all smashed to pieces."
Question: "What about those who wore seat belts?"
Answer: "It's okay, they are all sitting well, just like living people.
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A big brother went to the hospital for treatment.
The doctor asked: What disease do you have?
The big brother said: I have indirect amnesia.
The doctor asked: What are the specific symptoms?
The big brother said: As soon as I see a beautiful girl, I forget that I am married.
The doctor said: Get out of here, I can't even cure this disease myself!
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A big brother went to the hospital for treatment.
The doctor asked: What disease do you have?
The big brother said: I have indirect amnesia.
The doctor asked: What are the specific symptoms?
The big brother said: As soon as I see a beautiful girl, I forget that I am married.
The doctor said: Get out of here, I can't even cure this disease myself!
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A king wanted to find a husband for his princess. He put an apple on the princess' head. Whoever shoots it would have a chance to marry the princess.
The first man shot the apple and said, "I'm Robin."
The second man also shot the apple and said, "I'm Hou Yi."
The third man accidentally shot the princess to death and said, "I'm sorry..."
A king wanted to find a husband for his princess. He put an apple on the princess' head. Whoever shoots it would have a chance to marry the princess.
The first man shot the apple and said, "I'm Robin."
The second man also shot the apple and said, "I'm Hou Yi."
The third man accidentally shot the princess to death and said, "I'm sorry..."
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Someone was interning in a mental hospital. Suddenly, a mentally ill patient chased him with a kitchen knife. The man turned around and ran until he ran to a dead end. He thought it was over. The patient said: I give you the knife, it's your turn to chase me.
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Someone was interning in a mental hospital. Suddenly, a mentally ill patient chased him with a kitchen knife. The man turned around and ran until he ran to a dead end. He thought it was over. The patient said: I give you the knife, it's your turn to chase me.
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The turtle was injured and asked the snail to buy medicine.
After 2 hours, the snail still hadn't come back.
The turtle was anxious and cursed: If you don't come back, I'll die!
At this time, the snail's voice came from outside the door: If you say that again, I won't go!
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The turtle was injured and asked the snail to buy medicine.
After 2 hours, the snail still hadn't come back.
The turtle was anxious and cursed: If you don't come back, I'll die!
At this time, the snail's voice came from outside the door: If you say that again, I won't go!
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Xiao Ming: Dad, I got into trouble again today. I made the teacher cry. Dad: What did you do to the teacher again?
Xiao Ming said: I was playing with a magnet in class and the teacher found it and confiscated it.
Dad: What's the big deal? Xiao Ming: But the teacher got it stuck to her big gold bracelet and cried on the spot.
He also went to the principal and had a fight with her! He scratched the principal's face until it bled. I don't know why.
Dad: Okay, it's okay. Go play. Stay away from your mother next time you play with a magnet...
Xiao Ming: Dad, I got into trouble again today. I made the teacher cry. Dad: What did you do to the teacher again?
Xiao Ming said: I was playing with a magnet in class and the teacher found it and confiscated it.
Dad: What's the big deal? Xiao Ming: But the teacher got it stuck to her big gold bracelet and cried on the spot.
He also went to the principal and had a fight with her! He scratched the principal's face until it bled. I don't know why.
Dad: Okay, it's okay. Go play. Stay away from your mother next time you play with a magnet...
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There was a man and a tiger tied to two big trees. There was a candle under the rope that tied the tiger. The rope was about to burn. If the rope burned, the tiger would eat the man. As a result, the man said a word and was not eaten by the tiger.
He said "happy birthday!!" and the tiger blew out the candle. . .
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There was a man and a tiger tied to two big trees. There was a candle under the rope that tied the tiger. The rope was about to burn. If the rope burned, the tiger would eat the man. As a result, the man said a word and was not eaten by the tiger.
He said "happy birthday!!" and the tiger blew out the candle. . .
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Uncle, you are a fruit seller, but you found an aunt who is so beautiful. Tell me the story between you and the aunt. "
"I don't know why your aunt fell in love with me. On Valentine's Day that year, after selling fruits, I passed by a gold jewelry store and went in to see the excitement. Your aunt was working as a salesperson inside.
I casually asked: "How much is this thing per pound..."
Then we got married... But after we got married, she called me a liar every time we quarreled.
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Uncle, you are a fruit seller, but you found an aunt who is so beautiful. Tell me the story between you and the aunt. "
"I don't know why your aunt fell in love with me. On Valentine's Day that year, after selling fruits, I passed by a gold jewelry store and went in to see the excitement. Your aunt was working as a salesperson inside.
I casually asked: "How much is this thing per pound..."
Then we got married... But after we got married, she called me a liar every time we quarreled.
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《The Elephant and the Little White Rabbit》
One day, the elephant went to the toilet and didn't bring toilet paper, so he asked the little white rabbit: Qin! Are you afraid of losing hair? Little white rabbit: Oh? No, I'm not afraid. So the elephant grabbed the little white rabbit and wiped it on his butt.
The next day, the elephant forgot to bring toilet paper again when he was eating. Then he asked the little squirrel next to him: Qin, are you afraid of losing hair? Little squirrel: Oh? No, I'm not afraid. Then the elephant used the little squirrel to wipe his mouth. After wiping his mouth, the little squirrel laughed at the elephant, "Iron juice" I am the little white rabbit yesterday. Hahahaha
《The Elephant and the Little White Rabbit》
One day, the elephant went to the toilet and didn't bring toilet paper, so he asked the little white rabbit: Qin! Are you afraid of losing hair? Little white rabbit: Oh? No, I'm not afraid. So the elephant grabbed the little white rabbit and wiped it on his butt.
The next day, the elephant forgot to bring toilet paper again when he was eating. Then he asked the little squirrel next to him: Qin, are you afraid of losing hair? Little squirrel: Oh? No, I'm not afraid. Then the elephant used the little squirrel to wipe his mouth. After wiping his mouth, the little squirrel laughed at the elephant, "Iron juice" I am the little white rabbit yesterday. Hahahaha
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The little earthworm was bored at home, so he cut himself into two pieces and went to play badminton.
The earthworm mother saw that it was a good idea, so she cut herself into four pieces and went to play mahjong.
So, the earthworm father cut himself into minced meat.
When the mother came back and saw it, she cried and said that if it was cut into such small pieces, it would die. The earthworm father said very weakly: There is no way, it is Valentine's Day, this is not enough to share?
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The little earthworm was bored at home, so he cut himself into two pieces and went to play badminton.
The earthworm mother saw that it was a good idea, so she cut herself into four pieces and went to play mahjong.
So, the earthworm father cut himself into minced meat.
When the mother came back and saw it, she cried and said that if it was cut into such small pieces, it would die. The earthworm father said very weakly: There is no way, it is Valentine's Day, this is not enough to share?
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A school has built a new sculpture --- a girl holding a book in her left hand and a white dove in her right hand.
The school leaders publicly called for names from students in the school. There was an endless stream of replies.
One of the most vocal ones was: Reading is useless!
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A school has built a new sculpture --- a girl holding a book in her left hand and a white dove in her right hand.
The school leaders publicly called for names from students in the school. There was an endless stream of replies.
One of the most vocal ones was: Reading is useless!
Hahaha, reading is not useless, it's just that our coin friends are too useful🤭🤭🤭
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#搞笑短文
Stewardess persuades passengers to wear seat belts
"Last time the plane made an emergency landing, those who didn't wear seat belts were all smashed to pieces."
Question: "What about those who wore seat belts?"
Answer: "It's okay, they are all sitting well, just like living people.
Click here to join the "One Sister" circle👉互相交流
Stewardess persuades passengers to wear seat belts
"Last time the plane made an emergency landing, those who didn't wear seat belts were all smashed to pieces."
Question: "What about those who wore seat belts?"
Answer: "It's okay, they are all sitting well, just like living people.
Click here to join the "One Sister" circle👉互相交流
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#搞笑短文 #累吗？轻松一下吧！
Once upon a time, a man went fishing and caught a squid.
The squid begged him: Please let me go, don’t roast me and eat me.
The man said: Okay, but I’ll ask you a few questions first!
The squid was very happy and said: Go ahead, go ahead!
Then the man roasted the squid…🔥🔥
Once upon a time, a man went fishing and caught a squid.
The squid begged him: Please let me go, don’t roast me and eat me.
The man said: Okay, but I’ll ask you a few questions first!
The squid was very happy and said: Go ahead, go ahead!
Then the man roasted the squid…🔥🔥
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Two dumplings got married. After sending the guests away, the groom returned to the bedroom and found Rouwanzi lying on the bed. The groom was shocked and asked where the bride was. Rouwanzi said shyly: I hate you for not recognizing me when I take off my clothes!
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Two dumplings got married. After sending the guests away, the groom returned to the bedroom and found Rouwanzi lying on the bed. The groom was shocked and asked where the bride was. Rouwanzi said shyly: I hate you for not recognizing me when I take off my clothes!
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