Hacker Grandma Rosa, known for her pies and strawberry jam, decided hacking was more interesting than knitting socks. Hearing about the new #Notcoin listing, she fired up her old laptop, which hummed like a tractor, and prepared for her next hack.
"Today, I'm going to hit the jackpot," Rosa muttered, putting on her glasses and wool socks. However, instead of the exchange, she accidentally landed on a recipe website. Getting engrossed in a recipe for apple strudel, Rosa temporarily forgot about Notcoin.
Coming to her senses, she returned to her mission and tried to transfer the stolen Notcoin to her wallet. But her laptop decided to update, leaving Rosa puzzled. While it was updating, the exchange noticed her hacking attempts and, amused by her old-fashioned approach, sent her a thank-you note for the amusing try.
When the update finished, all exchanges had closed for maintenance. Rosa missed her chance again. She sighed but wasn't upset: "At least now I have an excellent strudel recipe," she said, heading to the kitchen.
Disclaimer: This is a fictional story.
