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1ļøā£ Why did the crypto trader break up with their partner?
Because they couldn't "handle the volatility."
2ļøā£ Whatās a crypto traderās favorite genre of music?
Algo-rhythms! šµ
3ļøā£ Bitcoin hit $60K, then $16K, then $30K. What do you call this?
A mood swing in blockchain form.
4ļøā£ My portfolio is like the weather...
Sometimes sunny āļø, sometimes stormy š©ļø, but always unpredictable!
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