🚀 Bitcoin hits $100,000, and FT Alphaville offers a "Cope-Pology" to those who missed the rocket! 🎉 In a cheeky op-ed, the Financial Times' Bryce Elder humorously "apologizes" for past skepticism, reminding readers of their 2011 article when Bitcoin was just $15.90. Despite Bitcoin's meteoric rise, Elder stands by previous critiques, calling Bitcoin a "negative-sum game" and an "arbitrary hype gauge." The crypto community, however, isn't buying the apology, dubbing it a "faux apology." Meanwhile, Bitcoin critics like Warren Buffett and Jamie Dimon are left eating their words.