💸THE $150 MILLION USB THAT WASN’T JUST AN INHERITANCE🌟
In 2010, Grandpa Joe called his grandson, Kevin, into his study. 📜
Joe: "Son, I heard about this new thing called Bitcoin. I bought 1,000 of them for $10. It’s stored on this USB. Keep it safe—it’s your inheritance!" 💾💰
Kevin, a typical teenager at the time, took the USB without a second thought and said, "Sure, Grandpa." But in his mind, he was thinking, "This guy doesn’t even know how to use Facebook. What’s a Bitcoin? Probably just some boomer nonsense." 🙄😂
⏩ Fast forward to 2024... Kevin sat there, sipping his coffee, watching the news headline: "Bitcoin Hits $90,000!" 🚀📈
He nearly spit it out. ☕💥 In a panic, he sprinted to his room, tearing through drawers like a madman. After what felt like hours of chaos, he finally found it: the dusty USB, shoved at the back of a drawer. 🖤🕵️♂️
Heart racing, he plugged it in. To his relief, the Bitcoin wallet file appeared! 🎉 But just as he was about to open it, something caught his attention.
Kevin: "Wait… why does this USB smell like burnt plastic?" 🧠💭
And then it hit him—three years ago, he had used that very USB to fix a wobbly table leg… and snapped it in half. 😱💔
Kevin collapsed to the floor, staring at the ceiling, whispering in disbelief:
"I used $150 million… as a table shim." 💸🪑
Meanwhile, Grandpa Joe still wonders why Kevin hasn't been to a family dinner in years. 🍽️🤔