The Accidental Bitcoin Whale 🐳 🐋 🐋

A small-time crypto enthusiast named Raj was scrolling through his phone when he noticed Bitcoin was trending on Twitter. He clicked on a meme that read, “If you don’t buy Bitcoin now, your future self will punch you in the face.” Feeling inspired (and slightly tipsy after a family gathering), Raj decided to make a big move.

But instead of buying $50 worth of Bitcoin like he intended, he accidentally typed $50,000 on his trading app! To make matters worse, Bitcoin had just started a sharp pump. By the time Raj realized his mistake, his portfolio had doubled in value.

Excited, Raj thought he had a golden touch and decided to “ride the pump” even higher. But as soon as he posted a screenshot in his crypto group chat saying, “Hold strong! To the moon!” the market did what it always does—it crashed.

Raj panicked and sold everything for a minor profit, only to see Bitcoin recover to new highs just minutes later. In disbelief, Raj posted in his group chat again:

“Crypto is like my ex—unpredictable, but still finds a way to take my money.”

Now, Raj sticks to small trades and a new mantra: “Buy the dip, but double-check the digits!”

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