Who is Satoshi Nakamoto? 🤔

Is he the guy who never showed up to your Zoom call but still gets credit for everything? 👀💻

Or maybe he’s hiding in plain sight, working as your neighborhood pizza guy delivering pies for 10,000 BTC a pop 🍕💰.

Some say Satoshi’s just a squirrel 🐿️ who stored a bunch of Bitcoin in the blockchain like it’s nuts for the winter. Others claim he’s actually hiding in the metaverse, vibing in a virtual mansion, far away from our bear market struggles 🏠🌐.

Got a crazier theory? Drop your funniest memes and wild guesses using #WeAreAllSatoshi !