🚀 Breaking News: Craig Wright, the self-proclaimed Satoshi Nakamoto, has been legally ordered to admit he's NOT the Bitcoin inventor! 😂

1️⃣ Wright's website now features a legal notice for 6 months, stating he lied "extensively and repeatedly" in court. Talk about a plot twist! 📜

2️⃣ The judge's final ruling: Wright's web of lies and forged documents are a "serious abuse" of legal systems in the UK, Norway, and the US. Ouch! 🏴‍☠️

3️⃣ COPA, backed by crypto giants like Jack Dorsey and Coinbase, sued Wright to prevent him from claiming Bitcoin's copyright. Justice served! ⚖️

4️⃣ Wright must also update his Twitter/X and Slack channels with the notice. As of now, he's still in denial. 🙄

What do you think? Drop your thoughts in the comments! 💬 #DeFi #Web3 #CryptoNews