🚀 Crypto Chronicles: A Week of Whirlwinds! 🚀

- Hawk Tuah influencer Haliey Welch is in hot water after a memecoin bearing her name was accused of rug-pulling. Welch is cooperating with lawyers, but she's not a defendant. Phew! 🦅

- Cathie Wood predicts a Bitcoin boom to $1M under Trump, thanks to a surge in tech M&As. BTC's scarcity is the golden ticket!

- Cryptopia's hack victims finally see some light as $225M is distributed. Better late than never, right?

- Craig Wright gets a slap on the wrist with a suspended sentence for contempt. Naughty, naughty!

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