🔥🚓 Breaking News: Calgary's own "Bitcoin Bandit" strikes again! Finbar Hughes is wanted for allegedly trying to roast marshmallows over a Hillhurst home, demanding Bitcoin as the price for not lighting up the neighborhood. Talk about a hot wallet!
1️⃣ The blaze was extinguished before it could toast more than just the marshmallows, but Hughes is still on the run.
2️⃣ Calgary police are calling for your help to find this crypto-criminal. Got any tips? Drop them in the comments!
3️⃣ This isn't just a one-off; similar fiery demands have been reported in Edmonton. Is there a crypto-arsonist club we don't know about?
Stay vigilant, crypto community! 💰🔥