"Who is #satoshiNakamato ?? 🤔
Conspiracy Theorists:
👀 "It’s definitely the CIA!"
Tech Bros:
💻 "Elon Musk coded it during his lunch break."
Your Grandma:
👵 "Is that the guy who fixed my Wi-Fi?"
🕶️ Drops Bitcoin, vanishes like a ninja
Still guessing...
Meanwhile, #Satoshi be like:
🤫 "You’ll never find me!"
