Investor: "I want to invest in something that'll make me rich by Christmas." 🎅
Financial Advisor: "Well, we have a few options. Reindeer-trump is looking promising." 📈
Investor: "Reindeer-trump? That's a thing?" 🤔
Financial Advisor: "Yes, and they're expected to take off this holiday season. this could be the next narrative" 🚀
Investor: "I'll take all of it." 💸
broke-key-Investor: "I guess I antler-trump will take off anytime soon..." 😂🦌