"You know how it feels to make some extra cash, right? Well, Jack Salvatore, an engineering student in the US, scored some extra dough - in cryptocurrency, of course. He was swimming in virtual cash... until he stored it on a USB drive. Because, why not? It's not like it's the most insecure thing ever!"
"And then, what does Jack do? Leaves the drive at school! Who finds it? The janitor! What does the janitor do? Records country music over the cryptocurrency! Can you picture it? 'Thought it was an empty file, but there were all these numbers and letters... must be country music!' Now Jack's searching for the janitor, saying, 'Hey, dude, you wiped out my fortune!'"
"The best part? Jack's name: Jack Salvatore. Sounds like an action movie hero, but really, he's just a guy who lost his crypto fortune to country music! Jack, if you're listening, maybe it's time to change your name to Jack 'Lost-his-Fortune'!"
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