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MILLIONS POUR INTO TRUMP’S INAUGURAL FUND FROM TECH BILLIONAIRES SWEATING BULLETS
Tech titans like Zuckerberg, Bezos, and Sam Altman are throwing millions at Trump’s inaugural fund, probably hoping to avoid being hit with censorship crackdowns or personally blamed for the AI apocalypse (cough, Sam, cough.)
Inaugural funds cover the cost of parades, balls, and lots of awkward small talk, but let’s be real—it’s also a golden opportunity to kiss the ring.
With Trump back in the driver’s seat, it seems Big Tech is hedging its bets by tossing cash at the problem.
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