Let’s rewind to 2010: Grandpa Joe, ahead of his time, hands Kevin a USB with 1,000 Bitcoin as his inheritance. Kevin, a skeptical teenager, tosses it into a drawer, dismissing Bitcoin as “boomer nonsense.”
Fast forward to 2024—Bitcoin hits $90,000, and Kevin finally realizes the fortune he’s sitting on. In a frenzy, he digs out the USB, heart pounding as the wallet file pops up. Just as he’s about to unlock it…
😳 The USB smells like burnt plastic.
Then it dawns on him: Three years ago, he used it to fix a wobbly table leg—and accidentally snapped it in half.
Kevin’s reaction? Collapse. Floor. Ceiling. Silence.
Grandpa Joe still wonders why Kevin skips family dinners these days.
💥 Lesson Learned? Bitcoin is priceless—treat it like gold, not furniture parts!
