🎤 Razzlekhan's rap career hits a pause as Heather Morgan, the infamous Bitfinex Bitcoin bandit, gets an 18-month timeout in the slammer! Her partner-in-crime, Ilya Lichtenstein, is taking a longer vacation—five years, to be exact—thanks to his hacking confession and a bit of "substantial assistance" to the feds.

- The duo laundered millions in BTC from the 2016 Bitfinex heist.

- Bitcoin's value has skyrocketed since, making their loot worth a jaw-dropping $10.8 billion today!

What do you think? Is this justice served or just a plot twist in the crypto saga? 💰 Drop your thoughts below!