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$SEI $USUAL $JASMY Fellow Cryptonites, Yesterday was tough, but I bring news of hope. Amongst all the doom and gloom, I want to share some very positive news that will undoubtedly bring you much-needed comfort. Just this morning, my team identified a unique bullish trend, and I want to share it with all of you. It was 04.30 am, and I had just finished my vinyasa yoga session and was about to start my organic premium-grade matcha green tea ritual when I noticed a report on my standing desk. Presuming it was just an update on why we witnessed yesterday's shakedown, I opted to do my 25km run before reading it. Big mistake! As I finished reading the final page of the 72-page report, I quickly realised this wasn't the bearish news I had anticipated; it was quite the opposite. Amongst all the charred embers of a devastating day in the crypto-sphere, my team of 47 analysts identified a very bullish trend - in my follower numbers. The report pointed to a sharp increase from just 5 last week to a staggering 25 today. How is that even possible? One of my analysts used the word "exponential", while another stated it was in the region of 17'000% growth, and if we continue on this trajectory by the middle of next week, I could absolutely smash the 30 followers threshold. My message to you all is this - Don't despair. In every negative situation, there is always something positive. You just need really good analysts. We will rebuild. 🙏

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$USUAL Finally some exciting news... Fellow Cryptonites, This is the update we've all been waiting for. Our devotion to the Usual project continues, and as Jan 7th is upon us, we have noticed something genuinely fascinating. If you view the 4-hour candle chart on a smartphone device, you will see an Inflatable Tube Man pattern is forming. The Inflatable Tube Man, typically seen in used car parking lots and other retail promotions, is an extremely rare candle formation. In the chart, you will also see his extended flailing left arm is creating a wave-like motion, and if you squint a little, it appears he might be holding something, a packet of biscuits maybe, or it could be a cordless drill. At this stage, it's too early to tell. But rest assured, our team of 47 analysts will not sleep until we've determined what's in his hand, and we'll report back. If any of you have any insight, please share your comments below. For those of you who have been in this game long enough to remember the last time we saw the inflatable tube man phenomenon, well... I don't need to remind you how that turned out! And for those of you who think this is financial advice, I assure you it's not. DYOR. More soon. Stay tuned.

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$USUAL CRITICAL INFORMATION ALERT! Fellow Cryptonites, After a lot of in-depth analysis over the past seven days, carefully following the charts and doing a deep technical dive into this token, I have been able to ascertain with absolute certainty that it's definitely boring. 🥱 For more super helpful insights follow me, I'm a genius!

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Dear fellow Cryptonites, Tell me... what is the point in using the term FOMO in a post, and then immediately afterwards explaining in brackets (fear of missing out)? Should you not just use one or the other? Doesn't explaining what it means defeat the purpose of using the abbreviation FOMO in the first place? DYOR! sorry I meant do your own research! For more amazing crypto insights follow me, I'm a genius!

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