PEPE'S RIDE

Pepe’s jumping, the hype is real,
From meme to coin, it’s got appeal.
Coinbase lit the trading spark,
Now it’s soaring, leaving its mark.

At 2850, I’ll take my gold,
No holding longer, no getting bold.
But hey, my friend, just so you know,
This isn’t advice—it’s just a show.

Ride the wave if you’ve got the nerve,
But play it safe, and keep your curve.
Pepe’s hot, the market’s wild,
So trade smart and stay beguiled!

#pepe #crytopoet

A Crypto Vote, A Ledger’s Note
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In the land of ballots, noise fills the sky,
Politicians promise, but we wonder why.

Will crypto soar high or crash down in pain?
A tweet’s like a grenade—what a mess, what a game!

Tax us to hell or let us run free?
This market’s a beast; it’s chaos, you see.

As election day looms, we’re ready to fight,
Hope flickers low, but we cling to the light.

With anger igniting, we rise from the dust,
In this wild crypto dance, it’s hope that we trust!

So raise up your tokens, let the world hear our call,
Together we stand, and we won’t let it fall!

#cryptopoet #uselections #btc

THE RETURN OF CZ

The gates creak open, the silence breaks,
A founder rises as the system shakes.
From shadows deep, he steps in light,
His vision sharper, fierce as night.

The market trembles, whispers spread,
A king uncaged, no longer led.
His path is fire, all will see—
CZ returns, and he is free.

#CZ #BNB #king

CRYPTO ICE-CREAM

The bull’s revving up, but hold your tea,
We’ll drop to 60K, no need to flee.
Maybe 57, hell, maybe 54,
A quick ass dump, then we’re out the door!

New all-time highs? Yep, that’s the dream,
BTC’s wild—like crypto ice cream.
But don’t get too wild, don’t roll the dice—
This is just for laughs, not financial advice!
(Although that’s what I’m doing… no surprise.)

#btc #cryptoicecream #cryptopoet

A RATE CUT TALE

The Fed has spoken, loud and clear,
A 50 bps cut, oh what a cheer!
First in four years, the market’s ablaze,
Traders wide-eyed in a speculative daze.

"Buy the rumor, sell the news," they shout,
In the short-term, pumps are sure to sprout.
But wait! What's that? A sudden dump?
Fortunes built, then down in a slump.

Long term though, the bulls still sing,
"Bitcoin to 100k—cha-ching!"
So, hodl tight, if you've the nerve,
In this wild market's twist and swerve!

But just remember, before you dive—
This rhyme’s for fun, not financial advice!