**Crypto Chronicles: 2024's Wild Ride**
- The FBI's new role as crypto pranksters! They launched a fake token, NexFundAI, to nab fraudsters. Result? 18 arrests and a lesson in copyright law. đ
- Memecoin madness: TruthOrDare dev sets himself ablaze for clout, only to end up in the hospital. His coin's market cap briefly soared, proving that even fiery stunts can't sustain value.
- A 13-year-old's livestream rug-pull of Gen Z Quant turned into a trader triumph, with a 77,000% pump. The kid's next move? Another coin called "Sorry."
- Justin Sun's $6M banana snack: Art or meme? You decide!
- Hackers demand Monero or... baguettes? Schneider Electric faced a tasty ransom ultimatum.
